i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
They called security on the security guard who tried to break up the party in their suite. You tell me how drunk they were.
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
I received a letter in the mail from my ex equipped with a used condom,dirt, some hair, and a nude portrait of myself.
That little tingle vodka gives me in my esphagus is what lets me know I'm still alive.
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
I don't care if my next phone has to run on the blood of virgin koala bears, I don't want to be scrambling for a charger.
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
I see myself subsisting on tequila for the next several days.
The lady in the stall next to me just screamed "why are you so hairy!?" and "why can't you get any!?" to her vagina. WTF
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
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