love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
i miss vodka and anonymity. college is so rich in both. in college we are a many armed creature, lubricated with beer and sex.
She actually said during sex "the only thing that would make this more perfect is if we were listening to Lenny Kravitz"
So, obviously, you had to give a fake number this morning.
Yes. Also, we may never be able to go back to that bar again.
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
My wife just tried to justify to me why she wants to bring a girl into bed with us. I should win an academy award for my face and response of 'well of its what you need.'
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
The Vicodin is in the strawberries.
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
Drunk is a universal language darling
Randomize
