Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
Then she yelled something like "YOU HAVE SO MANY FORKS!" before collapsing on the floor
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
Scratch one off the douchebag bucket list. Just saw a guy in a sesame street tshirt and a tap out hat. Didn't get the memo that big bird's trying to get into mma.
it's like if youve been living with the grinch for 15 yrs and then santa shows up with a big gift begging to fuck the christmas spirit back into you. no one can say no to santa.
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
Apparently I'm some kind of sexual camel.
I'm a peeled potato compared to her. I'm a peeled potato compared to anyone. I'm a peeled potato.
Are you high?
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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