exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
Tabs I had open this morning: "15 hedgehogs with things that look like hedgehogs" and an unexplored google search for "how do I express my love of tacos"
I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad
The compounded multi day delayed hangover hit me hard today, with a vengeance normally reserved for large objects that go in my ass. I don't feel good.
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
When was the last time you wore pants?
Time is relative.
And pants are optional.
You gotta do what you gotta do. Like how I gotta drive in the rain to go get chicken nuggets. I just gotta.
So I met one of her cousins last night. She recognized me as "the guy that's always in the liquor store", I may have a problem.
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
Just saw 4 of my students at Denny's at 4am on a Tuesday. We all pretended not to see each other, as we are all clearly tipsy and/or stoned. Class is in less than 4 hours. Either i'm getting too old for this shit or they're starting on the road to crazy-town much earlier these days.
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