I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
She literally got down on all fours and I swear did a 360 degrees head rotation exorcist barf...and then moaned IT WAS THE TACO BEEEELLLLLL
so no, not her best night
My boss just called me for legal advice. What has my life become?
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
I just want it to be said that I had sex in my Belle dress last night. Classy motherfucker.
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
Seriously. If I'd known all it took was a 29 year old UPS guy to make me feel THIS SEXY, I'd have been fucking them for 30 years.
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
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