Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
I wonder how many times I can be hungover in one day
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
Balls deep in an Orange is the New Black marathon. Bring food and drugs.
You can't just snapchat me a picture of a pregnancy test and then not answer your phone
Despite how often it occurs, I have absolutely no interest in having sex with myself
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
I accidentally stubbed my dick
What does that even mean?
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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