Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
Have you come up with a team name for the beer pong tournament on Saturday?
We can be the stepdads. If anyone asks why say because we beat you and you hate us.
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
I had to use the resin knife to take the staples out of my tax return forms. Tax returns and a search warrant?
Escaped ambulance. Meet me at your apartment.
I don't know what it is about vodka that make me ruin relationships.
I kept reassuring him that I was easy like Sunday morning, not easy like "I've had 6 shots of tequila and haven't had sex in three months"
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
I woke up with a stapler in my ass. Don't even complain to me.
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
Randomize
