he was fingering me to the beat of a lady gaga song. new high? new low? i don know, but i came, so whatever.
Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
He kept saying the best defense against a lion is to punch it in the throat.
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
I ran into my boss at the liquor store on our lunch hour we both just stood there awkwardly until i was like your car bar or mine hahaha we both need a cab
With a breakfast like weed and a fun size twix before a dentist appointment you can see exactly how I handle being an adult
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
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