I'm not unpopping my collar. This shirt is too expensive to crease.
Do you think they could tell I was high on that conf call?
Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
I woke up at 4am on the couch with half my clothes on. And by half my clothes I mean my earrings.
the beat of "birthday sex" is shockingly similar to my dry heaving rhythm. it's making me nauseous all over again.
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
We took a walk on the beach after the bar, he held my hand and kissed me. And then I peed under a lifeguard stand. It was so romantic.
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
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