Are you missing anything? I found a wedding ring in my bed this morning.....
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
I'm thinking of writing "I have herpes" on my stomach in sharpie that way I'm not tempted to show my tits tonight
You were too busy being proud of your penis shaped pancakes to notice...
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
just filed my taxes drunk as balls. i may be going to jail.
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
Hey. Im sorry to bother you but I just watched the seinfield episode about faking an orgasm and it caused me to second guess myself. Were you satisfied?
It's very rude to dive mouth-first into someone's crotch without knowing if their wife is cool with it.
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