Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
I fell asleep on the table at Denny's. Told the waitress to wake me up when my burger was there.
I walked in on you rubbing your nose all over his face while straddling him and yelling "I'M SO SORRY!" repeatedly. I'd say you were in pretty good shape at that point in the night.
Dude he's your dog he doesn't love me more than you. I'm just like that cool uncle that takes him to burger king and to see girls.
Why the fuck did I wake up in a chair with mouth clamps?!
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
I just blocked a guy on grindr for having a little dick. See? I do have standards.
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
I have good news and bad news. Bad news, she's not in porn. Good news, I found porn.
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
I'm a great relationship counselor. My vagina will let you know if your relationship is gonna work or not.
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
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