Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
Did I ever tell you that the first person i made out with cried?
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
As I was leaving the drunk tank the cop told me he had a feeling we would be meeting again real soon.
There are sesame seeds in my vagina. This cannot be explained with logic.
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
The feeling are messing with the penis
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
These tits shall not be calmed
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
Randomize
