Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
In a bar surrounded by couples hooking up. I'm just staring at one. Not drunk enough. Come save me.
I made everyone scream the national anthem with me after playing true American last night. I'm pretty much their leader now.
I want a battle ostrich, get me a battle ostrich and then come and make love to me
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
I might volunteer to give breath samples on the 17th where I would be required to get drunk and then give samples! THE POLICE WOULD PAY ME AND PROVIDE THE ALCOHOL!
I feel like a weird modern Betty Crocker. I'm icing a cake and looking at gay porn, if that's not an accurate portrayal of the 21st century idk what is.
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