I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
Bonded with the ladies at the perfume outlet by saying "help me smell like i'm not hungover before my shift starts". This is not where I wanted my life to be
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