making cat noises will not fix the situation.
do you think they make "congratulations unfit mother" greeting cards?
or abortion recommendation cards.
life is all about the fine print - all i wanted was a fucking pony.
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
Saved a second guy who was crying/on the verge of wigging out. Just call me the drug whisperer.
I'll have to text you later. Trying to have civilized conversations with the boyfriends parents when I'm 100% aware I just blew their son in the bathroom 5 mins ago. Stay tuned.
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
And some neighbor just saw me naked and hunched over a bag of potato chips stuffing my face. Maybe clothes aren't a bad idea.
Just went to court for a citation. Guess who my DA was? That girl I ATM'd last weekend. No ticket for me!
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
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