I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
I walked in on him fucking my best friend. I think we've reached the point of following each other on twitter.
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
Fuck it, I'm going to make my own dick pic album since iOS 10 won't do it for me.
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
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