Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
Can we talk about the fact that I plucked weed off your ass this morning like it's a normal thing to do?
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
Dude. My cat just tried to bat the tampon string hanging from body. NOT COOL, SEYMOUR. NOT COOL.
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
Randomize
