i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
The bar is so dead the tender gave us free shots for staying. They mixed 2pac and phil collins. That's worth at least three shots.
According to my dad, my tongue ring makes people assume I give a lot of blow jobs because, as stated by him "that's what it's for"
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
I swear if his heart was half the size of the cum stains he's left on my sheets we would have the perfect relationship
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
Last night I was this close to hooking up with someone called "Handjob Pat" dubbed for the time he paid $150 for a handjob in Canada.
when I type Christina's, my phone's predictive text assumes my next word is boobage
Went to 7-11 to buy condoms with the $20 I found on the ground outside Rite Aid. A good day for drug stores
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
That's really the only reason I'm dating you, the prospect that I might get bacon
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