Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
my vag is so smooth its legendary
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
Why is this not the first time I’ve seen the mugshot of someone I’ve slept with
On another note, I think my upstair neighbor is having sex. How awkward would it be if I showed up to her door with a bag of Chipotle?
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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