I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
did i paint my nails blue or do i need to make a trip to the ER?
She handed me her tooth and asked me to hold it so she could swim.
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
Passed out in a rocking chair on her porch. Woke up to the tow truck taking away my car.
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
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