Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
She asked to borrow my chapstick then said "I promise I won't get herpes on it"
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
I was talking to a guy at my work, and mid-sentence he started vomiting violently for about five minutes, then he said, " great dope" and carried on like nothing had happened.
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
Is Oprah even human
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
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