Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
You gave your boss a bj to get the safe employee of the month award?
the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
Why the HOLY HELL is my dog on my roof??? Sam?? Why is the dog wearing my pants
He took my necklace off while we were 69ing. His tongue never stopped moving either. Take that, guys who can't figure out how bras work.
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
Apparently i tried to feed this guy's piranhas my whole left arm.. according to him, i was "showing them whos boss, bc if they try to eat my arm, im guna punch their face"
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
She’s 47 and wants me to fuck her on her mom’s hospital bed
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