but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
so what if he's got a new girlfriend. the guy i'm fucking has an english accent. i win.
How do I introduce myself to her without coming off as "the guy who jacks-off to her profile pic"?
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
Apple Jack is not a good idea for breakfast. Whiskey can't replace milk.
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
Three questions... How drunk were you? How long until we can make fun of you for this? Do you even really need a spleen?
I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
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