im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
Honestly, where the fuck is osama bin laden?
There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse.
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
3 things. 1) we need alcohol 2) we need alcohol 3) we need tortilla chips. Let's make a plan. Bro shakes and salsa.
Thanks for not locking your door. I had to pee and there was a random person throwing up in my bathroom so I used yours. \nPS I stole your soap
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
Do you think I'm short enough to dress up in a ghost costume and go trick or treating and have people believe that I'm actually a child?
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
He was like "why do you look so cute today?" and I said "I showered" and he laughed. I wasn't making a joke
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