A guy at the bar bought me a jag bomb because I'm the chick that frosts his donuts at KT. Never have I been more proud of being a failure at life.
I literally sat down and peed with my underwear still on. How does that happen?
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
The Supreme Court upheld health insurance. If that's not an excuse to get hospital drunk, I don't know what is.
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
These people don't understand my stages of drunk
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
Promise me if ever I think I can't do anything, remind me that I waxed my own butthole
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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