Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to
Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
Do you know who the random guy who just walked in to kiss me goodnight is?
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
You and your vagina are hellbent on selfdestruction and bad decisions
Dude...can we put that on a tshirt? I will totally sport that shit.
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
Yeah I would come and meet you but there's 3 polish girls yelling at a drunk polish guy in the carpark outside. They just dumped a whole pizza over his head and I want to see where this ends...
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
Every time I start to trust vodka, it does this to me.
I can't get past the whole vibrator up the ass stunt.. Can we have a ceremonial burning for his dignity because I will not ever touch that again..
You weren't singing into a microphone in front of an audience. You were screaming into your fist in the check-out aisle in Walmart.
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