i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
I just dropped off shoes at Mike's hotel. The chick he hooked up with last night stole his phone and shoes.
ALSO, bringing a stapler to the bar is a good idea
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
You kept asking the bartender if you could "buy a dollar".
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
I'm sorry, but if I hear stories of you getting fingered in the ass, and selling weed, you are not coming to my party.
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
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