He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
You called to teach me about fire safety, meowed a whole bunch, said "I hope you are not on fire" and hung up.
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
This has to be the weirdest conversation I've ever had sober and in the middle of the day before.
Who knew I could feel anymore shameful at the bar than i usually do...I think my bartender recognizes me from the walk of shame out of his house after i hooked up with his son yesterday
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
I think my moral compass just broke
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
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