No stitches, just platelets and will power
You stressed the importance of not breaking the seal too early... and then proceeded to piss your pants when you sneezed.
She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
Well. It was around 3 or 4 in the morning. He ran into the woods. Wearing moccasins. Holding an extension cord. He was trying to catch a deer. That about sums up the awesomeness of the night.
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
We were so hungover we fell asleep in Goodyear waiting for them to fix her car. At 4 in the afternoon on a Sunday. The workers apparently didnt want to vacuum because they didn't want to wake us.
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
You have not lived until you and a ginger miget chick are jumping and waving your arms in a pitch black bathroom to turn on the motion lights. Yes, today I have officially lived.
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
It's ok, I did squats with my bottle of wine before I opened it. That counts as the gym since I won't be getting there haha
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
He gave me an ambien and I woke up with a raw chicken bone in my purse. I have no idea why but I hope I put it in his butt
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