At least my shower head will respect me in the morning.
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
Those tiny little fruit fly looking mofos. They fly past the phone and I grabbed them like Daniel-San
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
Woke up with a 6lb bucket of Redvines with a note that said "I'm sorry" care to explain?
Not only did she fulfill a life long dream of mine of banging in a library, she bought me subway for lunch. I feel like I got the best gold star ever today.
The nice lady at the neighborhood liquor store informs me that we have a new woman-run neighborhood sex shop. Jesus loves me and wants me to have a happy Valentine's day.
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
Me saying I wish i was a better person + me pretending I don't want to fuck on my period = me lying
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
Her hand jobs are magic. They smell like vanilla and awesomeness. She made me forget how to walk
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