so the chest pain/shortness of breath/overdose guy we just took to tm hospital is now running down market street from the police in a gown holding his iv.
I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
Can you bring me a pair of sunglasses to the bathroom please... Don't judge me.
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
how fucking stupid do you have to be to think I'm going to accept your friend request months after falling asleep during one night stand sex?
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
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