do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
Also, as my manager i'm going to put you in charge of making sure i don't drown.
Guess who woke up with a hangover this morning? The same person whose parents found out and woke her up by banging pots and pans with wooden spoons.
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
Just saw the mall santa roll by on a rascal scooter holding a chic-fil-a milkshake and stop to chat up trio of cute 20-somethings. New hero.
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
I'm not going to tell you how to live your life, which includes naming your schlong
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