no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
Dating a girl 4 years younger than you is like living in a Taylor Swift song...
Their flight hasn't even left yet and the 'buy food to keep yourself alive' budget is gone on tequila.
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
who knew i was capable of sobriety and human-like emotions all in the same night?
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
I say go for the trifecta and maybe you'll get a medal or something. Or a baby. That's like the same thing right?
The hookup that almost was... Both partys too drunk to migrate to the other.... the universe has won this one.
Dude just texted me asking if I could drive 45 mins for a quickie dude use your hand
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
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