I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
Hey man, sorry I chased you around the house with a small table.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
I come bearing gifts of whiskey and vagina
I'm pretty sure I just crapped out my pancreas. I have 2 of those, right?
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
Hey, I'm renting a storage locker for the summer to keep all my bondage shit in so my parents don't see it. You wanna split on it for your all your weed shit?
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
You know it's a pretty bad night when an injured penis is not the worst thing that happened to you. Fuck tequila
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT, PEE IN MY FUCKING TRASHCAN?!
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