Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
Since when is my name a synonym for head?
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
found a ham sandwich in the elevator it tasted so hungry and it was still fresh. dont be mad at me. you know you love ham.
I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
But Alex is drunk in Philly and I told him to come see me so that's "first-love,-drunk,-high,-and-it's-a-snow-day-hook-up-with-an-ex" points. 69
Small children cheering my name. I am not a decent enough human being to feel comfortable with this.
Hostess is going out of business we'll never survive the apocalypse
Your topless pictures make me question reality
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
Is it sad the checkout lady had to inform my mom she can't buy alcohol before 8am?
My roommate just angrily told the cat he should have knocked, but that's not lockdown madness. They're always like that.
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