Do vagina's smell?
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
she just uttered the sweetest sentence in the english language...my stripper friends are coming over
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
Well he wouldn't kiss me so I made out with a German girl, took a shot with my boss, and I think I sprained my ankle. It was a quiet Sunday for me.
I'm too high and old for this...
He was tripping his balls off and kept aggressively saying SIT ON MY FACE. 5 hours and countless orgasms later I've decided I must never let this man go.
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
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