Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
so he came in me this morning and i was like WTF DUDE. i called him Daddy until he agreed to pay the full $40 for plan B. He wants to name our Patrick because it will be a st pattys day baby. absolutely NOT.
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
I'm just mad because I can't play gta5 all day tomorrow cuz I'll be in court testifying against a craigslist prostitute...
I'm not coming to work today because tequila
He also deemed that the fact that I couldn't log into Netflix was not an emergency. He's wrong.
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
I tried to bring you in when you passed out on the porch but all you said was that I "ruined your hope ands dreams of becoming an astronaut"
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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