put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
oh so you have enough money for the third eye blind concert but not enough for the morning after pill?
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
Can't decide which I like more. Telling a girl she's pregnant or telling her she has herpes. It's the little things that make medicine tolerable.
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
Bring me pizza. I'll trade you your underwear you left here for 2 slices.
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
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