don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
My friend just ordered a beer and poured it on the floor in celebration of open bar night
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
Like there's an 87% chance I'll end up on the bedroom floor demanding sex while freestyling in your face. I'm going to buy rum.
I need to beat up a magician now. BRB.
Plus I'm on the toilet and I can only describe it as if someone had kicked the cap off of a fire hydrant.
Life Goals: never under any circumstances, pee in an elevator again. No matter how drunk
I'm suffering a hangover from deep within. I feel like the half of the parts of my body are permanently laced with alcoholic substances
I punched the bar tender after he cut me off. Hopped over the bar and made my own drink. That's how I got tazed
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
So this ukranian guy got angry and took his clothes off. Now he has my credit card and I can't find my keys.
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