Call me "white mamba"
Your dick is not a dangerous deadly poisonous snake
It is white.
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
We each get one free throw up cleaning, no questions asked.
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
A guy at the bar bought me a jag bomb because I'm the chick that frosts his donuts at KT. Never have I been more proud of being a failure at life.
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
The girl behind me in psych just tapped me on my shoulder to tell me there was a condom wrapper in my hood.
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
the cops who came hadnt heard yet. when we told them they sang the star spangled banner with us
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
Whore are you.
Is that a Yoda insult or are you asking me where I am?
Yes.
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
I would throw a dart into the Olympic ceremony and fuck whoever it hit
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
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