Thats something to write home to mom about
Dear Mom, I had sex last nt w a girl that liked to b choked. Im n love. Cant wait for you to meet her
I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
The producers of Marley and Me owe me about $5 million. That's the dollar amount of embarrassment compensation required for making a 24-year-old male cry publicly on an airplane while sitting in the middle seat between a gorgeous babe and a guy with a do-rag
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
I just mixed tequila and nyquil in front of dad. hes making ambulance jokes but let me tell you its DELICIOUSSS
please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
My ex just called and told me that he is on his way to the hospital because he popped a vein in his dick. Should I go to the ER with him or class?
There was a guy on the elevator dressed as santa in flip-flops giving away beer.
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
Why is your solution always to masturbate
Because it usually works
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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