The only thing I want to hear out of a girl's mouth tonight is, "slurp".
gonna sleep on the stairs... to drunk to keep going up, way to drunk to go down, gonna find a comfy spot right here... its safer that way
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
For Halloween this year I'm going to paint myself in gold, wear a golden toga and sash saying " cunt goddess"
He showed up at my apartment drunk with a telescope wanting me to look at the "blown up star" in -24 degree weather, claiming "it's in the name if science"
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
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