You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
...Then she just started hitting me with a loaf of bread.
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
Somebody found our where I was and called the bar looking for me. When the bartender called my name I finished my beer and took off like a fugitive.
My office already closed tomorrow. I'm bout to get drunk and build a muh fuckin fort. I shall call it "Fort Fuck You, Sandy, You Fuckin Bitch"
These people don't understand my stages of drunk
I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
What guy invites over a booty call, gets all naked and then when the real fun begins and a condom is needed, claims to not have one? And wears socks THE entire time?
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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