the day after is always just damage control
Just scheduled a cocaine deal around my drug counsler appointment. Why yes, thank you, I do enjoy the irony that is my life.
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
I woke up at 4 am to my roomate peeing all over my clean laundry. He thought he was in the bathroom and yelled at me for being in the bathroom with him while he was peeing.
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
Fun fact of the day: Our cat does not like rum.
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
Will it make you feel better if we wear the title of dysfunctional fucking roommates? It requires monogamy unless we want to bang someone together.
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
Holy shit dude........stairs
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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