so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
even in the morning, she still thinks my british accent is real.
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
Be still, my beating vagina.
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
Dude, for your own safety, do not bring that chick home. I'm pretty sure you're going to find a marsupial pouch smuggling a fresh batch of herpes under that hoodie. Bail bail bail bail bail.
Cant wait to drunkenly tell by kids that i banged their aunt katie in a weird threesome
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
At one point they were sandwiching me, both petting my stomach, mad dogging each other. Then they somehow telepathically decided to both try to pull my pants down. Such nice guys.
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
Yeah, sorry about that. Dropped the phone on my face while I was watching porn.
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
I'm at the fucking ritz Carlton and I would leave here to cuddle with her. Not even fuck, just cuddle. What th hell is wrong with me?
I think it's called love, bro
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