Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
I ended up taking shots of whiskey and chasing them with potato wedges, I have never felt more Irish
I picked the lock on the bathroom door and sang him a song while he pooped. Why is he mad?
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
At some point you realize they're vacuuming and you still have to sober up. Please find me a boyfriend thanks .
Last night you told me to stop being Martha Stewart and asked if I had Taco Bell in my house
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
I just want to drink bourbon and have sex and then eat like, a Christmas cookie.
Apparently "Welcome to the Sin Cave" is not how I'm supposed to answer the door
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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