HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
Hello rock bottom. My name is Jared. Nice to meet you.
which gay bar do you need a ride home from?
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
I was to drunk to walk in jimmy john's so I called and got a pickle delivered to me outside the bar , too much?
RA chick in a Christmas onsie chased us up 5 flights of stairs. I need to stop violating guest policy
I just used a gift card from my in-laws to buy their daughter a vibrator. What even are morals?
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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