remember when she hit me with her car by accident, well apparently it wasn't an accident.
Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
When you awake you'll realize that your car is missing....just know that I had it and becuz of your car I hooked up with the hot bar tender that looks like that guy from bay-watch however I parked it in a loading zone and it was towed...that sex was TOTALLY worth it love you
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
Whoever I saved in my phone as "Jackpot" last night has your keys.
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
I did the crab walk everywhere because I was drunk enough that it was easier than standing up.
It was like the Alcoholic Olympics...double fisting fifths with eight 40s in my backpack...running from the cops in stilettos. I will have bitchin' hamstrings come Monday.
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
I'm gonna snort this pill I found on the ground cause that's how classy I am. Watch football and eat Beef jerky. Domesticated at its finest.
He snorted adderall on my table. I have a feeling he's not trying to buy me flowers
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
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