i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
So I think I just got a job offer from the guy I used to blow. See, networking pays off.
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
i'm about to tell me dad "sorry staying in isnt an option. i'm fucking a marine tonight."
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
On a completely unrelated note I think I have carpal tunnel
Again, totally unrelated
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
Not sure how my purse ended up in the bushes last night... Or why there was a noodle strainer in the toilet.
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
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