My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
Matt just took me to visit my puke stain from 2 weeks ago at the train station...I'm fucking impressive
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
For public speaking we have to bring an object that describes us to class. Can't decide if I wanna bring a flask or a shot glass.
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
Honestly, it's his loss. He went for the free sample when he could've gotten the whole package, babes.
does that make me the free sample at the grocery store he didn't like enough to buy...? yeah, that advice didn't help, but thanks.
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
Listen, I just paid for a hotel room, so I didn't have to have sex in his car. I'm adulting successfully.
Note to self: NEVER have sex with anyone who is experiencing explosive diarrhea.
I've never been so happy to be celibate.
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
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