fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
i awoke yet another morning with penis breath. ive been so generous santa has to bring me a shit ton of presents
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
I just picked up my phone and one shoe from the man mowing the lawn next to the ice rink. He found them in a tree.
Go to a building you've never been before and take a shit. It's marvelous
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
NOBODY TALKS SHIT ABOUT PANDA EXPRESS
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