I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
Hookup with hot guy from gym, check. Wake up to find he's peed in my closet, double check.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
As he walked by me and gave me his dreamy smile full of dimples all i could think was 'I gave you chlamydia'.
The Medal of Honor you banged could be at the inauguration today. You really dropped the ball on keeping up with that one.
well that's the third time this semester that I've projectile vomited walking to class in front of dozens of people
Question for you. Do you want to go out somewhere or do you want to have sloppy joes at my house? That's not a euphemism for anything; I actually have stuff to make sloppy joes
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
Don’t drink the Bloody Mary - it’s vodka and salsa.
Randomize
